If you haven't seen this before.

[lapsedagnostic]

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S Army

(Melly, do you think you could come up with a list for the BigGayBoat?)

Comments

[mellyflori.livejournal.com]

#185 made oatmeal come out my nose.

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

#32, #34, #48, #58, #78, #79, #83, #91, #95!, #158, #162, #164 (?), #170, #176, #191, #205, #213.

Oh, hell. It was just damned funny.

and #185. (Melly-Dib! Melly-Dib!)

[kaowolfie.livejournal.com]

I'm not taking a drink of anything until I'm done reading that list. I've almost snarfed /air/ a few times, so far. o.O;

[kaowolfie.livejournal.com]

"79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese."

This one is hysterically funny if only because my younger brother and I watch waaaaay too much Cartoon Network, and randomly quote lines of it to each other. (He also calls me Melissa, which has the joy of being from a semi-obscure episode of a cartoon on Cartoon Network.)

[ketzl.livejournal.com]

thank you for that link! priceless.

[pyrategrrl.livejournal.com]

"87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."


people have said this to me... *G*