Baaaaaa, part duex

[lapsedagnostic]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I fed rabbitorf to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I recruited ebullientjenn as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I rescued ani_moore from being sacrificed (-200 points).

In short, I have been very good (95 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
lapsedagnostic

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