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If making iced coffee in the office, it's important to have hot coffee when stirring in the powdered non-dairy creamer. Attempting to dissolve said mentioned powdered non-dairy creamer into room temperature coffee tends to result in a less than satisfying experience, what with the clumps of powdered non-dairy creamer floating on the surface of the beverage, and all.

Just saying.

Date: 2004-09-30 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fortryll.livejournal.com
Yes. But the clumps are full of chewy-hydrogenated fat goodness!

Date: 2004-09-30 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
Yah, but they (apparently) get stuck between my teeth.

Could be worse, could be Oreos stuck between my teeth.

Date: 2004-09-30 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairerhiannon.livejournal.com
ewwwww!

But now I'm craving a Thai iced coffee... and no good Thai places in sight!

Date: 2004-09-30 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fortryll.livejournal.com
You have enough room between your teeth for Oreos to get stuck there?!?!?!

Date: 2004-09-30 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
Just the black smudgy bits of them.

(there's some joke here about oral sex, but I just can't seem to make it fit.)

If ya go back...

Date: 2004-09-30 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] webqatch.livejournal.com
... and pretend you didn't mention the oreos...

then you can get the white lumpy bits of stuff in your teeth... or on your beard!

just tryin' to help!

Date: 2004-09-30 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
hey! yer bogarting my Oreo shrapnel story! Im gonna open a can of freeze-dried French Vanilla Whup Ass on you, suckah!. feh.

Date: 2004-09-30 11:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
Yah, that's right, it's all about the Ani.

(and of course I was talkin' bout you. Who else has "embarrassing food in the teeth" stories?

Date: 2004-09-30 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
hey: you can have the monopoly on broccoli or beets dOOd.... but the Oreos are ~mine~.

:-P~

Date: 2004-09-30 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
oh... and speaking as someone who has dealt relatively recently with the addition of chocolate into the aforementioned intimate situation? there are some disturbing side effects to this equation that may not be readily apparent.



but itchy as all get out.
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