Life Note #412

[lapsedagnostic]

If making iced coffee in the office, it's important to have hot coffee when stirring in the powdered non-dairy creamer. Attempting to dissolve said mentioned powdered non-dairy creamer into room temperature coffee tends to result in a less than satisfying experience, what with the clumps of powdered non-dairy creamer floating on the surface of the beverage, and all.

Just saying.

Comments

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

Just the black smudgy bits of them.

(there's some joke here about oral sex, but I just can't seem to make it fit.)

If ya go back...

[webqatch.livejournal.com]

... and pretend you didn't mention the oreos...

then you can get the white lumpy bits of stuff in your teeth... or on your beard!

just tryin' to help!

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

hey! yer bogarting my Oreo shrapnel story! Im gonna open a can of freeze-dried French Vanilla Whup Ass on you, suckah!. feh.

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

Yah, that's right, it's all about the Ani.

(and of course I was talkin' bout you. Who else has "embarrassing food in the teeth" stories?

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

hey: you can have the monopoly on broccoli or beets dOOd.... but the Oreos are ~mine~.

:-P~

[bittibuddha.livejournal.com]

oh... and speaking as someone who has dealt relatively recently with the addition of chocolate into the aforementioned intimate situation? there are some disturbing side effects to this equation that may not be readily apparent.



but itchy as all get out.