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Is it just me, or is it _really hard to tell if this is industrial or chastity based kink?

Climax Metal Products Company, manufacturer of shaft collars, rigid shaft couplings, ...

(until you get to the ISO 9001:2000 Certified comment.)

Date: 2005-01-19 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellyflori.livejournal.com
C'mere baby, let me set screw your coupling.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
Don't you like my Rigid Shaft? Isn't nice?


Noooooooo! Not the keyless system..... argghhhhhhh

Date: 2005-01-19 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellyflori.livejournal.com
I am well known for my capacity to deliver large amounts of torque.


ahem.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
And, occasionally, terrifying amounts of acceleration in a harmonically occilating format.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mellyflori.livejournal.com
With over 50 years of problem solving experience,
Climax's Engineering Department is ready to provide the technical and engineering expertise to assist in determining a solution to your collar or coupling challenge.


Dear Climax Engineering Department,

He bit my hoo-hoo. Wanna help assist in determining a solution to that coupling challenge? Also, I find your claims of stocked sizes up to 8" to be exaggerated. Frequently I find the stocked sizes go no higher than 6".

Your assitance would be appreciated.

-Melly

Date: 2005-01-19 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
Let me know how that works for you.

Remember, it's not the size if the shaft, its the number of threads in the screw.

Or, maybe, the size of the nut. Something like that.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scooterbird.livejournal.com
(until you get to the ISO 9001:2000 Certified comment.)

Hey, if you're properly kinky, that shouldn't stop you.

Date: 2005-01-19 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
ISO 9001:2000 is too kinky and sadistic for anyone but big business and gov't regulators.

Date: 2005-01-19 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com
I am _not_ too kinky for anybody but big business and the government. I am more than appropriately kinky for no end of small business needs.

And individual investors.

Date: 2005-01-19 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scooterbird.livejournal.com
Lucky you! I usually team in a partnership arrangement with a minority investor for such rigid collar couplings and such.

I 'friended' you ... :)

Date: 2005-01-19 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] midniterose63.livejournal.com
Hi, Sir - I'm patricia, Kevin3's slave. I added you to my Friends filter on LJ.

I'm looking forward to getting to know you and Mym better.

Respectfully,
patricia(K3)
"House of the Blue Dolphin"
Louisville Nightwings

Date: 2005-01-19 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jbsegal.livejournal.com
No, shaft collars are commonly resold as CBT toys, not chastity toys.

Date: 2005-01-19 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrategrrl.livejournal.com
*G* I've actually seen small set screw collars used to create metal bondage equipment.

heh. reminds me when at my first job we had a big doc to manage full of inventories of indutrial machines. Oh how we didst snicker at the '10" ball screw machine'.

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