Damn it.

[lapsedagnostic]

I have a cadbury caramel egg on my desk. It's staring at me.

LEAVE ME ALONE! Oh god, why doesn't it just leave me alone?

Comments

[candle-light.livejournal.com]

Eat it. That'll teach it to stare at you :-)

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

I just ate it's sibling. They were two for a buck, and i just can't have that much sugar at once. Ooog.

I think that's why it's staring.

[catya.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmmmmmm.

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

If you can get here in the next three hours, it's yours!

Mmmmm, limited time offer, indeed.

Quasi ...

[(Anonymous)]

You can't escape me, not even on that intranets thingy.

Your friends can't help you now. You are in my power.

Succumb ... succumb!

Eat me, or I will taunt you in your dreams and make you think you're a French person!

My gooie inerds yern to please you! My choclate shell exists only to enter YOUR mouth.

Do not forsake me, for I am a wrathfull candy and I will inflict great harm to your pancreas in your sleep ... and I will post your real name, phone number and social security number on UseNet!

Bwahahahaha !!!

Re: Quasi ...

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

That's it, into the fridge with you. You obviously need some alone time.

Re: Quasi ...

[pyrategrrl.livejournal.com]

:: laughs, painfully and hysterically, with lots of gasps and hiccups::

time-out for the eggy-wegg....

[sisterblonde.livejournal.com]

I think I just ate it's cousin the rabbit yesterday.... Accckk.. still burping bunny chocolate furballs!

[liatha.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... chocolate and caramel... now I want one too!

I'd send a courier over to save you from it and bring it to me... but I think my boss might get a bit testy if she found out...

[wilfulcait.livejournal.com]

It knows your name, doesn't it?

I just had to exile the bag of soft peppermint sticks to the desk drawer, because they were looking at me with little beady eyes. Or something.

[scooterbird.livejournal.com]

Shut your eyes, Marion! Don't look at it!!

[radiant-one.livejournal.com]

I hope you got the blasted piece of caramel delight out of your visual range! Put it in your desk drawer. Cover it with a mug. Anything! Those things are dangerous!