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Taken from Rob Brezny's Freewill Astrology

Libra Horoscope for week of March 3, 2005

Spankings can raise your intelligence, reports The Weekly World News. Experiments by the Lucerne Institute of Psychological Research showed that college students did better on their exams after having their buns whacked. Increased adrenalin flow may have contributed to this surprising phenomenon, the psychologists speculated. "The adrenalin combined with the endorphins generated to minimize the pain, and together they opened up previously underutilized neural pathways--turning them into IQ hyperlinks," said one researcher. I bring this up, Libra, because you've got a big life test coming up. If I were you, I'd be willing to try innovative measures to make sure you ace it, including maybe even having a ping-pong paddle administered to your backside. The preparations that helped you through rites of passage in the past may not work this time.


Uh, no, probably not so much, I'm thinking. Heh.

Date: 2005-03-03 08:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] much-ado.livejournal.com
maybe there's a way to open those "IQ hyperlinks" by paddling someone else's backside??

one can always hope ;p

Date: 2005-03-03 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liatha.livejournal.com
*giggles* You mean you dont plan to go letting anyone spank you?

Date: 2005-03-03 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] make-your-move.livejournal.com
aawwww ... come on .... I'll have fun administering it ;)

Date: 2005-03-03 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bittibuddha.livejournal.com
YAY! I'll make popcorn! :-D

Date: 2005-03-03 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] radiant-one.livejournal.com
What I didn't know in college! *sigh*

Date: 2005-03-03 12:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jocosa
Wow. I'd be willing to go back to school to get horoscopes like that.

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