Yo! Clovenpine!

[lapsedagnostic]

I got yer eggs right here!

And they chime!

After field tests (we found them in a nice newage store in va beach), one test subject enjoyed them after they were suitably chilled, one, not so much.

Yer milage may vary, of course. "Also can be used to provide stress relief."

(I'm still debating a finder's fee.)

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Considering the fact we paid much more for them

[kevin3.livejournal.com]

at the store :)

Re: Considering the fact we paid much more for them

[lapsedagnostic.livejournal.com]

noticed that too, did ya? Still, $15 for a pair of sex toys should always be considered a bargain, yes?

[pyrategrrl.livejournal.com]

are they made of *actual metal * n' stuff? (as opposed to chrome finished plastic) Cool...

yes, they are metal.

[midniterose63.livejournal.com]

They're very *heavy*.

And ... umm ... LOUD.

Very, very, very loud, as one of them CLANGS on the hard tile of a public restroom floor, then goes rolling merrily under the stall door to rest out of arms' reach ........

Not that I know this from experience or nothin'.

Re: yes, they are metal.

[pyrategrrl.livejournal.com]

*blink* *blink*

Of *course* you don't...

(hmmmmmm. ponders purchase....)

Re: yes, they are metal.

[grail76.livejournal.com]

Ponders handing them out at the next BR social as party favors...